This is the part that all the witches, sorceresses, witches, and their ilk need to know. I know, I know, some of you reading this might think that I am the “Witch Doctor”, but you can’t just call yourself that and call me a witch or sorceress. I’m not a witch, I’m a witch doctor.
There are many witches, sorceresses, and witches of all kinds who make it their life's job to spread the word on witches, magic, and witches' brew. In the past, I've worked with a number of witch doctors who are now famous people I follow on Twitter, plus I've gotten to know a lot of witches, sorceresses, and witches by helping run their events and social media.
As a witch doctor, I have the luxury of working with all kinds of witches: ones who claim to be witches, ones who are really just sorceresses, and ones who are actually just witches. I am always on the lookout for witch brews that are made with a certain ingredient, but these days I work with witches who are really just Wiccan witches, and witches who are just practicing witchcraft for fun.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen witches who sound like they're trying too hard to sound cool.
These are usually the same witches who claim to be witches but are really just really weird. They dress in red, play drums, and do all sorts of crazy things that sound like they would be awesome. And they are.
I just know that if you don't know enough about witches, you will get sucked into the "witch" bullshit quite quickly. Because there is no such thing as a real witch. I have seen plenty of those in my life, and it is absolutely terrifying. Witches are not real, and shouldn't be trusted unless they show you proof that they are real or you see them for real.
So, you are going to want to learn more about this witch bullshit before you start following them on social media.
You are also going to want to avoid the witch bullshit at all costs because there are far too many witches out there who are dangerous and manipulative. You are also going to want to avoid the witch bullshit at all costs because there are far too many witches out there who are dangerous and manipulative. So, do not follow any witch influencers.
Witches get a bad rap because they are typically portrayed as being malicious and evil, but that's the point. They are in fact simply very smart people with the ability to control others and manipulate them. They are also smart enough to know they are not always going to be taken seriously. This is why I encourage you to carefully read the disclaimer and take the time to research your witch before you decide to follow them.
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